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"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Deflating Island

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"I found your contact lens."

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'The governor has a few questions to ask you about last night's mass escape.'

Way out.

'Keep an eye on this one.'

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

'Have you considered that perhaps it's just your negative attitude that makes this place so miserable?'

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

"It's a climbing trellis, for the roses."