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"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

Prisoner Crossing

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

How time can get away from you.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

'Keep digging that way!'

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'