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'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Prisoner Crossing

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

Lennie was given plenty of rope to hang himself – which he used to escape.

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

Way out.

"Where can I go for this much?"

Prison coffee table books.

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

"Lunch on Tuesday? I won't be free. How about Thursday week?"

"It's a climbing trellis, for the roses."