Escape Plan Enthusiast Pillows

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"It's a climbing trellis, for the roses."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Playpen Jailbreak.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.