Tropical Island T-Shirts

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Now you can send it."

"Are we there yet?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

"Noooooooooooo!"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"