Tropical Island T-Shirts

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Now you can send it."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Are we there yet?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Noooooooooooo!"

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"We've got a problem."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"