Tropical Tourist Gifts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

I love my Uke.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Sun Worship

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Neurotics in the tropics

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We've got a problem."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Desert island wind-turbine.