Tropical Tourist T-Shirts

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

I love my Uke.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Sun Worship

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"We've got a problem."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'Two for French Polynesia.'