Land Art Gifts

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Doing the borders.

(Camel paintings)

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Hither and Yon sign

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Texturing the Walls

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Watering the garden gnome

The Scottish Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Zenboni

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'