Land Art Pillows

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Nature Lovers

Texturing the Walls

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

The Scottish Lawn

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

Zenboni

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'