Landscape Painting Pillows

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Just in time

Painting clouds

"I forgot blue."

Marooned Painter

Black and white painting.

Artist Hazards

Horizon Art

Lighthouse Painter.

The Hudson Bay School of Art.

Painting.

Artist notices a boulder rolling towards him.

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

Artist painting a big wave.

"All right now...hold still."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Adventures of God

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'