Rural Landscapes Mugs

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Artist Satying in the Country

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Country Bumpkin.

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

The Adventures of God

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Mother Nature

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!