"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."
Rural Areas Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of rural areas? Our collection features witty, warm, and thoughtful items that celebrate countryside life. Whether they love farming, scenic landscapes, or peaceful village vibes, these products make heartfelt presents for anyone fond of rural living. From cozy home accents to fun apparel, find something special that honors the tranquility and charm of the countryside.
Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub
"Ahhh... close enough."
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
Humans...What is their purpose?
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
'Life is great' down on the farm.
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
Farm Humor.
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
Country Bumpkin.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
Mother Nature
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
I fart more than that!
"They’re real."
"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
"I always knew you'd come back."
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'
You complete me!
'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'
"Static cling."
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
Rural Areas Gifts Collection
Rural Areas Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate rural areas—perfect for farmers, nature lovers, and anyone who appreciates country living.
Rural Areas Pillows
Find pillows that bring rural charm to your home décor, ideal for cozying up in countryside-inspired style.
Rural Areas Prints
Browse our prints showcasing scenic rural landscapes—add rustic elegance to your walls and celebrate countryside beauty.
Rural Areas T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that capture the essence of rural areas—fun, heartfelt, and perfect for outdoor adventures or relaxing weekends.