Rural Areas Pillows

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Mother Nature

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I always knew you'd come back."