Rural Areas Pillows

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

Out of Town Theme Pub next to Rural Pub

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Mother Nature

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I always knew you'd come back."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

You complete me!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Static cling."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'