Rural Lifestyle Pillows

Urban Rural Living.

'Small, medium or large?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Your mother's been on strike since we discovered her secret cache of designer shoes.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

Barn Wedding

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Lamb Noise.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

You complete me!

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."