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Urban Vs Rural Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful divide between city slickers and country folk? Our Urban vs Rural collection features humorous and heartfelt products for anyone passionate about their hometown vibe. Whether they thrive on skyscrapers or prefer wide open spaces, find a gift that celebrates their unique lifestyle with a humorous twist.
"Ahhh... close enough."
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Farm Humor.
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.
"I'm rooting for the carrots."
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'
"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"They’re real."
I fart more than that!
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
You complete me!
"I always knew you'd come back."
'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"The homes in this area are beautiful."
'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'
"I'm an enigma!"
Urban Vs Rural Gifts Collection
Urban Vs Rural Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate urban grit and rural charm—perfect for starting conversations or brightening your mornings.
Urban Vs Rural Pillows
Bring a witty or heartfelt touch to your home with pillows that showcase pride in urban or rural living.
Urban Vs Rural Prints
Decorate your space with our striking prints celebrating the contrasting worlds of city hustle and country calm.
Urban Vs Rural T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that captures your city or country pride! Our designs are fun, bold, and perfect for everyday wear.