Urban Vs Rural Gifts

Warning Epidemic

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I always knew you'd come back."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

You complete me!

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I'm an enigma!"

Farmers' Warnings.