Urban Gifts

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Hooded Figure with Scythe Suitcase

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

"Go on... We dare you!"

"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'