Urban Mugs

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Hooded Figure with Scythe Suitcase

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

"Go on... We dare you!"

"The person who stole my identity is in this city, so look for someone who looks and acts like me."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

e-shoes

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little