Urban Professional Gifts

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Busy working—get lost!"

Citi Pants

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

He's a vuppie? What's a "vuppie"? A vertical urban professional.

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'They're a very successful family.'

Professional woman in pub

"I want to work from home!"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Run, Mike, Run!

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.