Urban Professionals Gifts

'Let's face the facts, Walter -- we've become middle-aged urban professionals.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Global warming, Tibet, Darfur, starving children, AIDS, Iraq ... and on top of all this, I’m late for my spinning class!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Wifi in Hell

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Is Driving Doomed?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"