Urban Environments Gifts

Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts under construction.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Look! No hands!"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

e-shoes

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Hugh fans!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."