Rural Walks Prints

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Walkers

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."