Country Living Supporter Pillows

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'