Country Living Appreciator Pillows

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

LIMOUSINE FOR SALE

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!