Country Living Appreciator Pillows

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

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"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Playing pig

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"You're famous, Angus."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Relax. They're just crows."