Rural Life Supporter Pillows

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Please Drove Carefully.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Lamb Noise.

"They’re real."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Mummy?!

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"I like friut flies!"

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

A cow on a drip.

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Scrooge McCow

'Uh? A female vet?'

'I told her not to follow me!'