Country Living Supporter Prints

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

French wine

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Farmers' Warnings.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'