Country Living Advocate Prints

Moon Pies.

'Houses used to be cheaper far from the city, but now, in the clean air zone...'

'This always stops the scours...

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

I fart more than that!

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

About time!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

Clandestine cows.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Last Chance for Everything.