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"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A bit of Newlyn.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'What's the night life-like?

Caution - Poet at work

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Scarecrow

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Bloomin' moths!