English Countryside Lover Prints

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A bit of Newlyn.

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'What's the night life-like?

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Scarecrow

Caution - Poet at work

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

'Small, medium or large?'

Bloomin' moths!