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A bit of Newlyn.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Welcome to the Lake District.

Shooting in Ireland

Oast House

'How very Blackheath!'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

A Perfect Cure

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"

An Englishman to the last, Fortescue's Last Request was for 'A sporting chance'.

Lovely Night

Flag.

'It's OK to walk - they've just put on a fresh barrel.'

Conversation in the country about theft

"The third wedding anniversary gift is leather. You have any size 18 cows for sale?"

An obviously Absurd Question

A farmer and his workers

When Bess pulled out her album of 'Favorite Breeding Bulls', the party went silent.

"It looks like another chain store has moved into the village."