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A bit of Newlyn.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Welcome to the Lake District.

Shooting in Ireland

Oast House

'How very Blackheath!'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

"The third wedding anniversary gift is leather. You have any size 18 cows for sale?"

'It's OK to walk - they've just put on a fresh barrel.'

Flag.

Lovely Night

'A small village outside Budapest -February 16, 1407. The origin of life as we know it...'

An Englishman to the last, Fortescue's Last Request was for 'A sporting chance'.

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"

A Perfect Cure

Conversation in the country about theft

A farmer and his workers

When Bess pulled out her album of 'Favorite Breeding Bulls', the party went silent.

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.