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'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Doc's Kid.

'I love you guys!'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

The Farmer's Return.

Happy Easter chaps!

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'