Friends From Rural Areas Prints

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Doc's Kid.

'I love you guys!'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

The Farmer's Return.

Happy Easter chaps!

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'