Friends From Rural Areas Pillows

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Diner

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

A bit of Newlyn.

Doc's Kid.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'I love you guys!'

Maternity ward on the farm.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The Farmer's Return.

Happy Easter chaps!

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."