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Welcome to the Lake District.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'How very Cumbria.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

Get on with it!

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Dogs and Chickens

Tree Squirrel

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car Journey.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Bungee sodbustin'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."