English Countryside Explorer Mugs

Welcome to the Lake District.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'How very Cumbria.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Get on with it!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dogs and Chickens

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Car Journey.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Just in time

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"