"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."
Country Living Afficionado Gifts
Looking for a special gift for someone who adores the peaceful simplicity and rustic beauty of country living? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items perfect for bedroom, kitchen, or living room decor. Whether they’re a fan of pastoral scenes, country charm, or rural hobbies, these gifts bring cozy vibes and a touch of nostalgia that will resonate with any country living aficionado.
"Black or white, Vicar?"
'Life is great' down on the farm.
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Country Bumpkin.
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
French wine
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
I fart more than that!
High Riders of the Old West
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
Farmer and FIsherman
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
"Static cling."
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
Get on with it!
Playing pig
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
Farmers' Warnings.
"You're famous, Angus."
"Relax. They're just crows."
'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
Cow and Milk
About time!
'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'
Country Living Afficionado Gifts Collection
Country Living Afficionado Mugs
Explore our country living mugs collection for joyful, rustic-themed designs perfect for everyday sipping and sharing that rural charm.
Country Living Afficionado Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring countryside comfort and humor into any space—perfect for country-themed decor.
Country Living Afficionado Prints
Decorate with scenic prints that evoke the peaceful spirit and pastoral beauty of country living — ideal for any rural enthusiast’s home.
Country Living Afficionado T-Shirts
Browse our country living t-shirts for casual, witty apparel that celebrates the simple delights of rural life.