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Country Life - 'How to organise a riot.'

'This don't look like a pic-nic kinda park, ma.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!