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Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Farmer and FIsherman

Bashful in Nashville

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

"I'm putting you on country music."

An English Gold Field

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."