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Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

Bashful in Nashville

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Elvis Presley

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

"I'm putting you on country music."

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'