Western Themed T-Shirts

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Mama! Aliens.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'