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'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'I hate reruns.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The clowns are coming!

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Suzy, I hate to break the news to you like this, but there's a good reason why your new boyfriend doesn't fit in amongst the townsfolk too well...Yes Suzy. He's a Notorious Outlier.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'