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'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Mama! Aliens.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Sea Horse outside saloon

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"..Not cloudy all day."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'I hate reruns.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

The clowns are coming!

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Keep your eyes open, pardner, this is Apache country!"