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"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Nun Fight.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.