Western Theme Mugs

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dawing your Cellphone

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Baby's first two-step.'