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"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Western Fleas.

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

Last Cowboy Song

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"..Not cloudy all day."

Happy Entrails To You....

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Dawing your Cellphone

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"