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"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

Western Fleas.

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

Last Cowboy Song

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Happy Entrails To You....

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Nun Fight.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

'Baby's first two-step.'