Southwestern Style Fan T-Shirts

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Draw!

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Gunswinger

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'Isn't that silly, Fluffy. The cowboy is talking to his horse.'

They knew it was just a matter of time before he spilled the beans.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"I don't think the world is ready yet for a cowboy impersonator, Dolores."

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

'This town ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Redwood or oak?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"