Ranch Style Fan T-Shirts

Cow boy.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Draw!

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Fuel Carrier

Stile victim.

Bulltoon: Laughabull.

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Hey, do you want ranch with that salad?

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

A man with a cactus hat

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'