Classic Cowboy Fan Gifts

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Billy the Kid/ Billy the Kidder

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Did you want me, boss?'