Cowboy Admirer Gifts

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'Weight: 168 pounds. Fortune: Be out of town by sunset.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"El muy mal perro"