Cowboy Appreciator Gifts

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Nannies Of The Old West

Jasper's Limo Service.

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'