Cowboy Life Admirer Gifts

Western Philosophy

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

The Lawman

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"El muy mal perro"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Civil Howdy Pardnership