Cowboy Appreciator Pillows

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"El muy mal perro"

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

The Lawman

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

Nannies Of The Old West

Cowboy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'