Western Fashionista Gifts

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Keep in mind, Earl, that we're creating a look that will last for a hundred and fifty years."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Hey guys! Are we all tucking our pant legs into our boots today? And our kerchiefs...are we tying them snuggly or letting them hang kind of loose and casual-like?'

"You must be spending a fortune on shoes Zeb. Why don't you just buy a taller horse?"

"Do you have something more in a quart size?"

"They're comfortable."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

Cowgirl lipstick.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

Western Wear: Free liter of soda w/ purchase of ten gallons or more.

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Surely y'all mean yer sheriff is the best in the West, doncha?'

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Cowboy.

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

Cowboy Hat

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

"Let's see if you look better in a nine gallon hat."

"I'm afraid your hat and my shoes are to die for, mister."

"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."